Joker’s Daughter [to Red Hood]: I love your alleged work! I’m a big fan!
Tag: incorrect rhato quotes
Bizarro: You not okay, Red Him?
Red Hood: Yeah, just a flesh wound, big guy. Thirty-five of them.
Asking the important questions…
Roy: Would you consider us adorable?
Jason: No. We’re adult men. We’re cute.
Jason: You like me? You like my personality?
Artemis: I was surprised, too.
Jason: I’m such a bad judge of character.
Roy: Of course you are. I’m your best friend.
The Untitled: We need your blood.
Red Hood: That’s funny, I didn’t hear you say “please”.
Running away from a horde of assassins hired to take them down…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Maybe if you hadn’t been a dick to, I don’t know, everybody, we wouldn’t even have to be on the run!
Criminal: *insults the Batfamily*
Red Hood:
Criminal: *brags about theft, arson, and murder*
Red Hood:
Criminal: *threatens Arsenal*
Red Hood: Violence is unavoidable, then. *shrugs* Well, I tried.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *wakes up, yawns, stretches, sees “3:30” on his phone clock*
Tim: …
Tim: Uh. What are you doing here?
Roy: *bruised, bloodied, in a tattered Arsenal uniform, and perched on the window sill*
Roy: Your brother’s gonna wake up mad at me. When he does, be sure to remind him who his best friend is.
Roy [to Jason]: We’re not so bad. We’re not the monsters that our father figures think we are.
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