Isabel: *swooning* Why can’t all guys be like you?
Jason: Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn’t survive
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Roy: Dude, the thing that’s most beautiful about you is your confidence.
Jason: Really? Because people say that’s the most annoying part about me.
Are these “people” your family, Jay?
Red Hood: *glaring*
Arsenal: Dude, come on! I can’t be more than five-teen minutes late?
And that is why a new arrow-shooting alarm clock sits on Roy’s bedside table at the safe house today.
Mission after mission after mission…
Red Hood: *coughing up blood*
Arsenal: *bandaging his broken knee with a torn sleeve*
Red Hood: *gestures back and forth between them* I might need two weeks off from this friendship.
Jason: Roy, you went out and bought half a million-worth of explosives without talking to me about it first?
Roy: Well, Jaybird, in my defense, I have nothing to back up the first part of my sentence.
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Jason [to Dick, Tim, and Damian]: Hey, guys. This is my date, Artemis.
Artemis: *glares at Jason*
Jason: *nervous chuckle* Okay, we’re here as friends. But I’m gonna change your mind one day.
Red Hood: Roy?
Arsenal: Yeah?
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
What?
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
I know.
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal: *annoyed* I know.
Red Hood:
No, Roy. Roy. It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
Don’t do this to me, man. Not you, man.
Red Hood: *puts arm around Roy* It’s not your fault.
Arsenal: *pushes Jason’s arm away* Screw you! Cut it out, man!
Red Hood:
It’s not your fault.
Arsenal:
*starts to sob heavily* Why is it so hard? I didn’t know it was going to be so hard.
Starfire: …
“Red Hood/Arsenal: Behind the Scenes”…
Red Hood [to the camera]: I guess I’ve learned a little something about what it means to be a good partner.
Arsenal: *yelling from outside* Hey, Jaybird, do you wanna play baseball?
Red Hood: Oh, you freakin – ! Could you leave me alone? You are the neediest guy!
Red Hood: *faces camera again*
Red Hood: *clears throat*
So, wow, thank you…
I just saw how many followers this blog has as of today, and I’m in awe.
I have all those brilliant film, TV, and song writers who came up with such amusing, deep, or iconic lines to thank. I’m really just borrowing their work and creating a context around them based on comic canon (and, occasionally, my own headcanons). It won’t always be accurate, but the point is to make it fun and imaginable.
I see a quote, and 90% of the time, I’ll instantly have a character in mind to “speak” it and a situation in which the conversation could happen. That’s how rich the DC Universe is. Years and years of material to draw inspiration from.
I do re-word some dialogue to fit the context I want (or because the grammar seems uncomfortably off to me).
I love the slice-of-life kind of things, and I do imagine that even superheroes have very mundane, domestic (even silly) moments that give them joy in between those of chaos and conflict.
So, for those of you who follow because you’re just as amused, inspired, and fangirl-y as I am, thanks for dropping by!
(A shout out to those who support my other Tumblr blog, a-wayne-at-heart, as well!)
Reblogging this because, wow. I’m astounded again. Thank you again. 🙂
(Also, the main tags I use can be found in the tags.)
That moment when you realize that you’ll have to accompany your best friend on future visits with the doctor…
Roy: Hey, Jaybird, do these suppositories come in other flavors?
Jason: Roy, are you eating those?
Roy: No, I’m shoving them up my butt. Of course I’m eating them!
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