When your best friend’s father figure troubles remind you of your own father figure troubles…
Arsenal: I spoke with Batman, and he made me feel better.
Red Hood: I don’t know who you talked to, but that wasn’t Batman.
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Red Hood/Arsenal: Therapy…
Roy: Okay, well, for starters, there’s nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.
Dinah: Jason, what do you say to that?
Jason: I think we should see other vigilantes.
Stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean…
Arsenal: What’re your three biggest fears?
Red Hood: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.
Negotiating their release from Nanda Parbat…
Red Hood: We gotta get that phone, or something, I don’t know! But I don’t want Bruce talking to Ra’s!
Arsenal: Why not? He’s been coming to your rescue since you were in green spandex briefs!
When Red Hood and Arsenal were approached by the government regarding Task Force X…
Amanda: The information you’re about to hear is top secret. Unauthorized publication or leaking of this information would be an act of high treason, for which you would be tried and convicted by a secret military tribunal and summarily executed.
Amanda: So, no, Mr. Harper, I don’t think a selfie would be appropriate.
When the walls in your safe house are just too darn thin…
Roy [to Koriand’r]: *overheard from the adjacent room* Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off!
Jason: *shuts his book and yells back* That was beautiful. Was that Shakespeare?
Roy: Jaybird, you’re my best friend. Why don’t you ever take my side?
Jason: Because I can never understand your side!
Hunting for your most favorite classics in your most favorite bookstore with your most favorite person in the world be like…
Roy: Where do they keep the “Archie” comics?
Jason: In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls where they belong.
When you’re the third wheel in your teammates’ “lovers’ quarrel"…
Starfire [about Arsenal]: Argh! He is the, how you say, ass when he drinks the alcohol.
Red Hood: He’s an ass when he doesn’t. You just don’t hear it.
Jason: Roy, I’m gonna really miss you.
Roy: Will you come visit me?
Jason: Seventeen hours is a really long flight… How about we meet halfway?
Roy: Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of Japan, dude.
Jason: We’ll Skype.
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