Tag: incorrect rhato quotes

When an Amazonian warrior knows more about your culture than you do…

Artemis: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.

Jason: Right. Apparently I learned the girls’ part of this dance. Would you mind leading?

Interrogation 101…

Red Hood: Where’s the disk?

Criminal: Disk? What disk?

Red Hood: Okay. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.

Arsenal: *tips trucker cap and winks*

Criminal: Wh-what’s the hard way?

Red Hood: I use my foot!

Interrogation 101…

Red Hood: Where’s the disk?

Criminal: Disk? What disk?

Red Hood: Okay. We can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.

Arsenal: *tips trucker cap and winks*

Criminal: Wh-what’s the hard way?

Red Hood: I use my foot!

Falling out with your best friend be like…

Jason: You can tell me, y’know. We never talked about it. What did Roy say about me?

Dick: It’s nothing too terrible…

Jason: You can tell me.

Dick: It wasn’t that bad…

Jason: Just be honest.

Dick:

Dick: He once called you an “ass***e” forty-six times in one sitting.

Jason: Wow.

Dick: Yeah, the people at the next table complained.

Jason: So, uh… Bonfire with Artemis, huh?

Dick: *grins* Just telling her stories about your Robin days. How’re things between you guys?

Jason: They’re good. Good, good, good. Solid… Why, did she say something?

Dick: No. It’s just… She’s a beautiful woman fighting crime with you. I was afraid you’d let the lines get blurred and fall for her.

Jason: *scoffs* What, me, fall for Artemis? Please.

Artemis: *enters wearing a floral dress and twirls*

Artemis: Hey, boys. So, how do I look?

Jason: Good. Yeah, yeah. Real good. Red’s not really my color, so… *mumbles* Forgot my jacket… Or salmon, or whatever that is. *walks out of trailer*

Red’s not really your color? *smirks* (That “Red Hood and the Outlaws” annual, though.)

Roy: You know, a couple’s first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I’m going through it right now myself.

Dick: You and Kori?

Roy: Nah. Me and Jason, actually.

Angsty zombie bros before beatiful alien girlfriends.