“Safe house hunting” for you and your best friend…
Realtor [about Jason]: Don’t worry. A lot of men don’t really focus until it is time to negotiate.
Roy: Well, that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threating to ruin his life.
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Arsenal: I’m here if you want to talk.
Red Hood: And even if I don’t.
Arsenal: Admit it, Jaybird. You’re going to miss this *gesturing to Jason and himself* when it’s done.
Red Hood: Yeah, but I would never say it out loud.
Justice League membership deliberations…
Green Arrow [to Batman]: So, you know you can’t trust them, right? You know Red Hood and Arsenal are absurdly, irrationally, turbulently codependent on each other, right?
On the first day Red Hood and Arsenal teamed up (again) to form “Heroes for Hire”…
Roy: Jason Todd is back! Chest bump me!
Jason: You don’t want to do this, man.
Roy: No, I really do!
Jason: It hurts you every time.
Roy: No, I know, but I’m fired up and the adrenaline is going to carry me through.
Inviting your superfriends over for your safe-housewarming…
Arsenal: *talking on the phone* It’s our thing, Dick. Dudesgiving.
Red Hood: *unpacking weapons in the other room* Okay, no matter how many e-mails you send, that’s not real, Roy!
Arsenal: It’s real, man!
Red Hood: It’s not real! We’re not calling it that!
Roy [to Jason]: Apparently, the difference between a stink bomb and a Level 3 toxic biohazard is two extra drops of sulfur tetraoxide.
Roy: I am totally suing that website.
Shopping for his and Jason’s safe house during their Red/Hood Arsenal days…
Roy: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep.
Roy: I’m gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I’ll go.
Roy: *slides over the slip of paper*
Pawn Shop Guy:
Pawn Shop Guy: You drew a smiley face.
Kori: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
Roy: Of course we make decisions! How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?
Jason: I lay those out for you, Roy.
Red Hood: Roy, I owe you an apology.
Red Hood: Obviously I was unclear when I said, “Stay in the room and keep an eye on the supervillain”. It must have sounded like, “Leave and do other things”.
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