When you’re sick and tired of hearing about how your best friend “once died”…
Arsenal: Thanks for sharing, Jaybird. Wow, you really put the “me” in team.
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Arsenal: Jason, our friendship is built on lies?!
Red Hood: … And laughter, and stalking criminals, and love.
On why Roy’s his best friend…
Jason: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
When your best friend asks if you would’ve moved back into the Manor when Batman went missing…
Red Hood: Is this another “your father will turn over in his grave” questions?
Arsenal: Yup.
Red Hood: Then, no, I would not have moved back in.
Arsenal: You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.
Arsenal: You’re still in pain?
Red Hood: No, I just like saying “ow”.
Red Hood: You know what it’s going to say on my next tombstone?
Arsenal: Yes, I do. It’s going to say, “Here lies Jason Peter Todd, Beloved Curmudgeon”.
Red Hood: No. It will say "Here lies Jason Peter Todd. We think. We’re not really sure because we couldn’t find all of him”.
Red Hood: Just so I’m clear, Roy…
Red Hood: You want to drive a truck with a dirty bomb made out of uranium and TNTP, which you personally told me is the most unstable explosive on the planet, through this jungle on, to say the least, uneven terrain. That’s what you’ve come up with?
Arsenal: We’re going to drive real slow.
Red Hood:
Red Hood: I’ll find the keys.
When your best friend asks you to hang out on your off day…
Jason [to Roy]: I don’t want to sky dive, because if I die again, I don’t want to be strapped to you like an infant.
Introducing old friends to new ones be like…
Artemis: You know, your friend Roy, he’s a lot like you.
Jason: I don’t know if that’s a compliment.
Visiting your best friend’s hometown be like…
Arsenal: *on the phone* Dude, I need help finding this place –
Red Hood: Follow the gunshots.
Arsenal: Copy that.
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