Metahuman henchmen: *closing in on them*

Arsenal: This is the part where a plan would be useful! Please tell me you have one.

Red Hood: *holds up a finger* Please hold. *cocks both guns*

When your best friend tells you that you can’t see each other anymore…

Arsenal: Are you saying that our entire relationship is based on lies?!

Red Hood: Not our entire relationship. Just the stuff that I said.

my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship

big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother

family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass

grumpy old kid – because Damian

hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best

mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams

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nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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When you’re strapped for cash…

Roy: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?

Jason: That’s good, Roy. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.

Roy: You’re dead inside? Don’t worry, it’ll get better, man.

Jason: Okay, you’ve literally forgotten the meaning of the word “literally”.

He is kinda right, though. You also literally got better, Jay.

Arsenal: Hey, Jaybird, I’m ho–

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Arsenal: *jaw drops*

Red Hood: Uh. Sorry. You must be freaked out.

Arsenal: Oh, watching my zombie housemate talk to his brother’s ghost? That’s just what I call a Tuesday.

Oops. Did he forget to mention that Timmy’s back?

Sorry, guys. In my mind, Jason and Roy are still best friends and therefore still share a safe house in Rebirth.

Jason: *coming out of the shower, dripping wet, his bottom half wrapped in a towel* I have to ask, did you see my… ?

Artemis: I don’t want to talk about it.

Jason: That’s what I thought.

Jason: *smirks* You’re welcome.

Yeah, you might want to lock the bathroom door next time if you want to keep those “jewels” intact, Hood.

Red Hood: Okay. Gonna have to bring out the big guns.

Artemis: Please don’t take your shirt off.

my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
grumpy old kid – because Damian
hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams

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Arsenal: Word of advice: Do not mention Jason to Jason or he will shoot you.