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Red Hood: *trying to catch his breath* Roy, you texted me “911”! What’s the emergency?!

Arsenal: *holding up a picture of Red Hood and Bizarro at a superhero party together* Uh, well, our friendship’s in danger!

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When two best vigilante buddies quarrel…

Jason: Don’t speak to me until bedtime!

Roy: If you think we’re going to have a bedtime chat, you’re out of your mind!

Jason: We’ll lay in bed, we’ll just go over the day like we usually do, and that’ll be it!

Roy: Fine! We’ll do that for a little bit and that’s it!

Because the Bromance Force is strong in these two.

Preparing to jump a gang of mobsters be like…

Red Hood: Okay. On three. One. Two –

Arsenal: Why don’t we just go on two?

Red Hood: Why two?

Arsenal: Because it’s faster.

Red Hood: You know, I could’ve counted to three, like, four times without all this “two” talk!

Arsenal: All right, but in the future…

Red Hood: Okay. One. Two –

Arsenal: So are we going on two?

When your partner’s doppleganger from a different Earth has a skill you could use in dealing with a mob boss right about now…

Arsenal: *whispering* You do speak Spanish, right?

Red Hood: *whispering back* Spanish? I barely speak English!

“Bamboozled” is a legitimate word, Mr. Classic Literature Fan. You’re doing fine.

When you watch as your partner does business with a highly dangerous crime boss…  

Arsenal: *whispering* How do you keep track of all these lies, man?

Red Hood: Practice, Roy. Lying is like 95% of what I do.

Arsenal: In your job… ?

Red Hood: Sure.