Superman [to Batman]: *sighs* Is this one of those times you ask me a question when you already know the answer?
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And Bruce is like, “When is it not?”.
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Superman: You just can’t do it, can you?
Batman: Do what?
Superman: Just be a normal human being and say, “Hey, Clark, I wanted to help.”
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It’s almost as difficult to him as asking for help.
At the Annual Justice League Sports Meet…
Green Lantern: *reading the mechanics* Number one is being able to run two miles in under five minutes. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.
The Flash: *looks at the camera like he’s on “The Office”*
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Your best buddy’s right there, Hal.
Batman: *glaring*
Booster Gold: *whispering from the corner of his mouth* I’ll stop talking.
Blue Beetle: *whispering back* Probably a good plan.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
“Do You Bleed?” AU
Visiting Kent Farm be like…
Bruce: *watches as Lois serves Clark coffee and massages his shoulders without him having to ask her*
Bruce: *mutters to himself* That was so cool.
Selina: “Cool”?
Bruce: *clears his throat* By “cool” I mean wrong and stupid.
Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
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Imagine: Superman (“cop”) interrogating a suspect, feat. Batman’s disappointed glare.
bruce wayne: Okay… I lied a few times. And I know I’ve made some mistakes in the past.
diana prince: Thousands.
bruce wayne: And some times, I’ve led you into danger.
clark kent: Always.
bruce wayne: But, at least I had the best intentions in mind.
oliver queen: Yours.
bruce wayne: And things have always turned out okay.
the entire justice league: NEVER!
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