Superman finally telling the truth about what happened at the end of Final Crisis…
Clark: Batman made me call people and tell them he’s dead to see how they would react.
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Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
Hal: Quick question, Bruce. You know how we’ve been trading favors back and forth, and it’s your turn to give me one?
Bruce: None of that is true.
Hal: Yeah, I know.
After a Justice League meeting at the Watchtower…
Hal [to Barry]: Well, how do you know he’s even in a bad mood? It’s impossible to read that guy.
Bruce [Flashback, to Hal]: This is the most incompetent, worthless report I have ever read in my life. Get your act together, Lantern, or so help me, you won’t live to see the next crisis.
Hal: It’s like, what’s the guy thinking? You know?
Hal: Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?
Bruce: Yes.
During Batman and Green Arrow’s days as “The Brave and the Bold”…
Oliver: I’d also like to apologize for my partner. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.
OLLIE, NO.
Hal: I’ve never seen Bruce look so upset before. He looks like a sad block of granite.
Barry: What are we gonna do? How do you cheer up granite?
Batman: Excuse me, are you and I gonna have a problem?
Green Lantern [Guy Gardner]: *pouring a drink* I mean, I’m sure we will at some point, but…
Green Lantern [John Stewart]: Guy. Mr…
Batman: Just “Batman”.
Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
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