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At the annual Justice League Halloween party…

Superman: Bruce, are you staying for the party?

Batman: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I bird? No. I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. 

Batman: Happy Halloween. *smoke bomb*

It was a simple question, Bruce.

Hal: I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.

Barry: What secrets?

Hal: Oh no, no, Barry. I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.

* Wonder Woman, Black Canary, and Hawkgirl leave the room *

Barry: You’ll tell me later?

Hal: You already know.

After convincing Batman to play Santa in the annual Justice League holiday party…

Superman: Bruce, I’m sure you’ll do fine. 

Black Canary: Just remember now, Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow who never calls a child “dumb ass”. 

Gossiping about Clark and Conner’s “situation”…

Diana: I really doubt that he’s just abandoning Conner… I mean, he’s his father!

Bruce: Diana, his exact words were, “I know I’m your father, but I’m abandoning you.”

Before the Justice Leaguers knew each other’s civilian identity…

Billy: Did you kiss? Did you French?

Hal: Shazam, buddy, I’m not going to answer that.

Hal: And nobody over the age of twelve says “French”.