Batman changing clothes in the Watchtower be like…
Bruce [to Diana]: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
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Batman: *grabs Green Lantern by the lapels*
Batman: *grits teeth*
Batman: What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.
Dinah: The point is, will you go to prom with me?
Oliver: Well, I thought you’d never ask. Because we’re nearing forty. Of course, I will. *kisses Dinah*
Dinah: Yay!!! Prom!!!
At the 90’s “Justice League Awards”…
Flash: To Superman’s mullet, “Flyest Hairstyle”!
* Mixture of applause and groans *
Flash: And Nightwing’s ponytail gets the badge for “Second Flyest Hairstyle"!
Nightwing: Oh. I wasn’t competing for that.
Flash: I’ll say!
Bruce playing up his “playboy billionaire” image with Clark’s help…
* Bruce is spotted entering a limousine in Metropolis City *
Clark [as a reporter]: Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wayne, why are you wearing a tuxedo? Headed somewhere?
Bruce: It’s after six. What am I? A farmer? *winks*
Clark:
Getting caught in an argument between Bruce and Clark at the Watchtower…
Hal: So, who’d you side with?
Barry: Neither. I just pretended we were telepathically paged by J’onn. And then when they said they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and zoomed away.
Hal: Smooth.
Guy: Batman!
Bruce: *mutters* And there you are.
Guy: Huh?
Bruce: *grumbles* I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine. And there you are.
Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language.
Barry: Gracias, Señor.
Hal: You’re welcomo.
Booster Gold [to the rest of the Justice League International]: Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?
Texting about an upcoming Justice League meeting…
Bruce: No sig oths.
Clark: Just say “significant others”.
Bruce: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.
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