When Blue Beetle met Booster Gold…
Ted: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Michael: Nope. Just me, baby, just me.
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Meetings at the Watchtower be like…
Batman: Jordan, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Green Lantern: Okay, a simple “no” would’ve done just fine.
When Clark met Bruce…
Clark: You travel a lot?
Bruce: Yeah.
Clark: Traveling makes you lonely?
Bruce: I’m alone, I am not lonely.
Ted: Hold on, there’s something different…
Michael: I went to that tanning place Guy suggested.
Ted: Was that place the sun?
How’s Batman so awesome at being dramatic? Practice makes perfect…
Batman: You’ve been avoiding me, Clark.
Superman: *standing behind him* How do you do that without turning around?
Batman: To be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.
When Superman asks him why he’s being so difficult…
Batman: Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.
Superhero eulogies be like…
Booster Gold: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a superhero’s life is a precious, precious commodity.
Booster Gold: Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Hal: Is there any way you could lend me some money?
Bruce:
Hal: Maybe twenty million dollars.
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You got a problem ya wanna tell us about, Hal?
Because the Batman-Green Lantern dynamic has changed quite a bit over the years…
Simon: *nudges Jessica* Stand up. Batman’s passing.
Guy [to Jessica]: Pardon my French, but Batman is so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.
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