After forming the Outsiders…
Batman [about the Justice League]: That is my old team. I didn’t recognize them without me because I’m the only one that matters.
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Bats, Lanterns, and League meetings…
Simon [about Bruce]: *sits down* He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He’s my boss.
Hal: No, he’s not!
Simon: He isn’t? Dang it, I cannot figure out who my boss is!
When you expect too much from your speedster best friend…
Hal: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes?
Barry: Sure. I’ll just advance medical science 30 years.
Hal: Great.
When you find out that he’s not a myth after all…
Green Lantern (Simon): Oh, hello! I’ve always dreamed of you.
Batman: Excuse me?
Green Lantern: M-meeting you, Batman, sir!
Justice League’s Got Talent be like…
Bruce [to Clark]: I’m a judge, so I don’t want to seem partial, but Jordan will win this over my dead body.
Flirting with Batman be like…
Zatanna: I’m turned on by how logical you are.
Batman: I’m comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.
Batman: Where the heck are we?
Flash: When the heck are we?
Batman trying to date be like…
Hal: Wow, you’re like a robot.
Bruce: That’s the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile, so I guess it must be true.
On what happened to the Batcave after “Final Crisis”…
Clark [to Bruce]: After you disappeared, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.
Reminder on the Watchtower bulletin board: Keep any April Fool’s pranks physically safe, politically balanced, and racially accessible.
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