Batman and Superman undercover (as their civilian selves) on official Justice League business…
Bruce: Nice room.
Clark: I took the liberty of booking the whole floor. Your card.
Bruce: Guess I can use the miles.
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Reminding the rest of the Justice League that…
Batman: For future reference, when I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening.
Teaming up with the World’s Greatest Detective be like…
Green Arrow: So, what now? We go back to the Falcone house and talk to the servants more?
Batman: Hn. You’re doing it again.Talking.
Green Arrow: What? I’m not supposed to talk?
Batman: Situations like these cases require my total concentration. I talk to you, never the other way around.
Batman: You know, Superman, I take it all back. I’m beginning to find your companionship extremely useful.
Superman: *grins proudly*
Batman: It’s like white noise. It puts me in a state where I think and observe better.
Superman: How do you do it, guess things?
Batman: I observe, and then I deduce.
Superman: How did you know I was a farmer? You said you could tell from my hand.
Batman: Hands, plural. It had calluses, not soft.
Superman: How did you know my family was Kryptonian?
Batman: Google. Not everything is deducible.
If you ever wondered who really wears the pants in Justice League leadership…
Superman: Do you know how hard it is for me to say no to you?
Batman: Then don’t.
Clark Joseph Kent, a.k.a. Kal-El, a.k.a. Superman: When you go after Bruce, you go after me.
DO NOT call his bluff.
Welcoming new members into the Justice League…
Batman: We will get along just fine.
Batman: Though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Green Lantern (Hal): Woohoo! Well said, Bats!
Clark: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Bruce: Yes. Every day of my life since the fourth grade.
Vacations with Batman be like…
Hal: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Bruce: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
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