Hal: Barry, it’s the holidays. Go home.
Barry: I can’t. I have to go shopping.
Hal: Then do it.
Barry: I don’t know what to get anybody. What do you think Bruce needs?
Hal: An attitude adjustment.
Barry: Hal, you’re not helping.
Tag: incorrect justice league quotes
Superman: I kind of feel like hugging you now.
Batman: As my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.
Superman: Who’s to say what’s true and what isn’t?
Batman: Me.
Isn’t this canon, though? I mean, all those times in the comics when Bruce figured out that he or other superheroes were being brainwashed or that things weren’t what they appeared to be?
Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: If anybody has a problem with how I utilize all the tools at my disposal, be it Superman, my Robins, or the coffee machine, there’s the door. Back to work.
“Injustice 2” (or “A Really, Really, Really Bad Argument Between Two Best Friends Who Won’t Admit They Need Each Other So They’re Tearing the Universe Apart”) be like…
Catwoman/Wonder Woman: You’re scared of him.
Batman/Superman: I’m scared of what he might make me do.
When your cheerful, optimistic super best alien friend just wants to make the most of his time with you…
Batman: Clark, I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
Batman: I am better with you, Superman. I’m sharper, more focused. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps, in time, I’ll solve that as well.
It must be this thing called “friendship”, Bruce.
Attending a charity gala your best friend invited you to be like…
Clark [to Bruce]: You look fine, Bruce. You just look… angry. All the time.
Hal [to Bruce]: For a billionaire genius, you’re lousy company.
Missions with Batman (or, more appropriately, Batman’s secret solo missions that the rest of the League somehow get wind of) be like…
Superman: I called for backup. You gotta trust somebody, Bruce.
incorrect-batfamily-quotes 