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Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…

Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –

Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.

Hal: *sighs*

Trying to get two of your colleagues to reconcile be like…

Batman: What are you doing here?

Superman: I brought him. *gestures to a sulking Hal* You two need to talk. And we all know that’s not something you’re interested in.

Batman: Got that right.

Superman: So, I suggested that –

Batman: Ambush me at a crime scene so I can’t get away?

The Flash: *covers eyes* Wow. Wowsers.

Wonder Woman: This is not what it looks like.

Superman: Right. We were just…

Batman: No. I do not need the details.

Green Lantern: *shrugs* I wouldn’t mind a few details.

Batman: I don’t understand why people run.

The Flash: Well, it’s therapeutic. It has great cardiovascular benefits. What’s more, it gets the old endorphins pumping. I tell you, running gives me a great high.

Batman: I was referring to the driver running from the scene of the crime, Flash.

When you’re so ready for that lunch break after hours of discussing one case, but…

Batman: Hn. It doesn’t make any sense.

Green Lantern: What now, Batsy? Hasn’t your beautiful mind gotten you in enough trouble today?

While watching Batman “do his thing” to a supervillain…

Green Lantern (Jessica): So, why is Batman conducting the interrogation?

Superman: We prefer the term “interview”. Less of a negative connotation.

Green Lantern: Got it.

“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” be like…

Superman: Bruce, I am not arguing with you.

Batman: You are arguing now.

Superman: No, I’m not!

Batman: Yes, you are.

Superman: This is not an argument.

Batman: Yes, it is.

Superman: No, it’s not!

Batman: It is.