Superman: *grinning* I’m not gonna catch you if you fall.
Batman: *scowling* I’d rather you don’t catch me if I fall.
Oh, you two.
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Clark [to Bruce]: You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody”.
Undercover mission/vacation…
Hal: *smirks* Nobody in Hawaii wears a tie.
Bruce: Oh, sorry, I like to look professional.
At the Annual Justice League Pool Party…
Hal: Tell me you know how to swim.
Bruce: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Midlife crisis with your best friend…
Clark [to Bruce]: I know you think you discovered the new you, but you’re controlling even when you’re trying to not be controlling.
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
Being introduced to Batman be like…
Green Lantern: I know you like me, too.
Bruce: *ominously* Oh, yeah.
Green Lantern: …
Green Lantern: Growing less and less certain by the second.
Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
When “Good Cop” and “Bad Cop” team up…
Criminal [about Batman]: Get him off me!
Superman: I would, but he’s scaring me.
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