After watching Batman train some new members of the Green Lantern Corps…
Hal: How do you do that? You command respect.
Bruce: No. I take it.
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At the Annual Justice League Summer Team Building Trip…
Hal [to Bruce]: When you over-pack, you kill the vibe of the vacay from the very beginning.
He’s Batman. Everything he brings is necessary.
Discussing parenting styles…
Diana: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love Cass, you want to protect her. It’s actually really sweet.
Bruce: But you don’t approve of my tactics.
Diana: I’m in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. Great Hera help that child.
Discussing parenting styles…
Bruce [to Clark]: I don’t want to be the “cool” dad. The “cool” dad has the teenager that ends up pregnant, or in jail, or both.
Why they make good investigative partners…
Batman: Hn. It’s a theory.
Superman: It’s my gut.
Batman: Does your gut have any evidence we can bring to a prosecutor?
Green Lantern: Listen, man –
Batman: Sir. You call me sir.
He shouldn’t have to tell you, Simon.
Hal: If I live through this, I am never gambling again.
Barry: Yeah, right.
Hal: How much you wanna bet?
Hal: I’m going to talk to these models.
Barry: Okay, well, just stick questions pertaining to the case.
Hal: What’s that supposed to mean?
Barry: What it means, is that I know you. Stick to the case.
When you’re floored by how cool Batman’s “toys” are…
Shazam: *clears throat and sheepishly rubs his neck* Correct me if I’m wrong, Mr. Batman, sir, but wasn’t there a car attached to you?
The Flash: You don’t find Batman, Batman finds you.
Green Lantern: Sounds spooky.
And that is the story of why Hal calls Bruce “Spooky”.
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