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While the rest of the Justice League drink their coffee…

Batman: It’s a brain and nerve tonic, full of proteins and electromagnetic juices. *offers cup to Hal*

Green Lantern: *takes a sip* Wow! It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everybody’s invited!

Hellblazer: *watches as Batman scrutinizes a mound of ash surrounded by symbols and candles*

Hellblazer [to Zatanna]: May I ask what inspired you to ask one of our only “muggle” friends over during this particularly supernatural time?

When you’re in the middle of a Justice League meeting, but you’re trying hard to remember if you’ve picked up your wife’s clothes at the dry cleaner’s…

Hal: Psst. Hey, Barry. Can I get an invite?

Barry: To what?

Hal: To the party in your head.

Clark: What was that look?

Bruce: What look?

Clark: The look you just gave me.

Bruce: I gave a look?

Clark: Yes.

Bruce: What kind of look?

Clark: I know that look.

Bruce: Then what was it?

Clark: Why should I tell you?

Bruce: You’re the big “look” expert. I want to see how smart you are.

Clark: Trust me, I know the look.

Break room at the Watchtower…

Hal: Clark probably has a very good sense of humor.

Barry: I’ve never heard him say anything really funny.

Hal: But it’s common sense. He’s got super strength, super speed. I’m sure he’s got super humor.

Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*

Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?

Batman: You know why.

Superman: Tell me.

Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.