Batman:
Green Lantern:
Batman: …
Batman: What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what it’s doing.
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Batman: My gut says it’s not him, but we need to check his alibi.
Hellblazer: Oh, so you don’t believe in fate, but your “gut” has magical properties?
Green Lantern: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Batman: I don’t have a magnifying glass.
Green Lantern: Isn’t that standard issue for detectives?
Batman: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.
Why Superman respects Batman a lot…
Clark [to Bruce]: You always do the right thing.
Clark: Sort of.
Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: Nobody form any opinions while I’m gone.
Green Lantern: *sarcastically* Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
When you see Batman at the middle of the dancefloor during the annual Justice League 80’s Tribute Dance Party…
Hal: *shouting over the noise* I must say, Bruce, it’s amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Bruce: That isn’t a word.
Hal: Oooh, back on the saddle he climbs.
Superman: *sulking*
Batman: Clark, I was just being a good friend by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Diana: In a good friendship, you never say, “I told you so".
Clark: Which is good for me because Bruce’s always right.
(Vigilante) lovers’ quarrels be like…
Dinah: I can’t believe one of the most beautiful moments in our marriage is based on lies!
Oliver: You’re just as bad as me, and you used to be better, so that makes you worse!
Hal: I’m so happy I could hug you!
Bruce: Hn. And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne for the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.
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