Batman urban legends be like…
Batman: *working on the Watchtower computer*
GL Jessica: Do you think I should go talk to him?
GL Simon: No! He will eat you alive.
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When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
“Batman v Superman”, a summary…
Batman: I thought you were the bad guy.
Superman: If I were the bad guy, you would be dead by now.
Batman: So, we can narrow our suspects down to rich men with good taste.
Superman: Are you saying you’re a suspect?
When you finally get to meet the Batman in the flesh…
Wally and Kyle: *watching open-mouthed as Batman works on the Watchtower computer*
Wally: This is so weird. I dressed up as him for Halloween.
Kyle: I did, too.
Green Lantern: Come on, Bats, isn’t there anything you’d like to do with those Bat-cuffs besides tying up criminals?
Batman: No. But there is one hot, wild, kinky thing that I do like doing: putting killers behind bars.
Green Lantern: See? You’re already a tease! You’re halfway there.
Superman: Until tomorrow, Bruce!
Batman: Can’t you just say “‘Night”?
Superman: I’m a journalist. “’Night” is boring. “Until tomorrow” is more hopeful.
Batman: Well, I am the Night. ‘Night. *grapple-hooks away*
Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
After taking one of those internet friendship quizzes…
Clark: *reads results* “judging and disapproving”
Clark: *turns to Bruce* You are so my “work wife”.
At the annual Justice League Camping Trip…
Hal: *animatedly telling the team a story by the bonfire*
Bruce:
Hal: *pauses*
Bruce:
Hal: *narrows eyes*
Bruce:
Hal: *points a marshmallow-covered stick at him* Don’t ruin my story with your logic.
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