Discussing parenting styles…
Diana: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love Cass, you want to protect her. It’s actually really sweet.
Bruce: But you don’t approve of my tactics.
Diana: I’m in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. Great Hera help that child.
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When you’re floored by how cool Batman’s “toys” are…
Shazam: *clears throat and sheepishly rubs his neck* Correct me if I’m wrong, Mr. Batman, sir, but wasn’t there a car attached to you?
When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…
Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?
Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.
Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
Hal: What was I like in the other timeline?
Barry: You were a perfect gentleman.
Hal: Well, that’s boring.
When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Bruce, you hypocrite.
Undercover billionaire vigilantes…
Oliver: *whispering* Bats, you got a plan?
Bruce: *fake-smiling and fake-waving for the cameras* I’m not walking around this party shaking hands with everybody for no reason.
Justice League Dark planning for Batman’s 75th Anniversary…
Zatanna: You know, I think my contribution could be a magic show.
Jason/Etrigan: Oh, that’s perfect, Zatanna.
Zatanna: Thank you.
John: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something. *lights a cigarette* Bruce’s turning 75, not six.
Orienting the newbies about the founding members of the Justice League be like…
Hal [to Simon]: Batman is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying –
Bruce: *enters the room* Grab your gear.
Hal: *sighs*
Clark [to Bruce]: You’re doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
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