The Flash: *holding an ancient artifact* If it isn’t the Horn of Truth.
Green Lantern: What are you talking about? You were gone for, like, two seconds. Where did you look?
The Flash: *shrugs* Everywhere.
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When you’re made painfully aware of your own mortality in the middle of intergalactic warfare (yet again)…
Batman: *taking down parademons* Take care of my family, okay?
Green Lantern: *trying to maintain a forcefield against Omega Beams* Stop talking like that! I’m not letting you die!
Batman: Humor me.
Green Lantern: Oh. I’m supposed to lie? Uh… Sure. They’ll be fine, I…
Batman: Just – just stop… talking. *runs into the boom-tube*
When you’re painfully aware that your best friend is only human…
Superman: *hovering* Why you?
Batman: *perched on a gargoyle, looking through a telescopic sight* Why me what?
Superman: Why do you have to hunt all these dangerous criminals in Gotham? Why not let someone else do it?
Batman: I can’t find anybody else that crazy.
Batman: *studying Kryptonian morphology* Hn. It’s no wonder none of the tests worked. You’re not shapeshifters. You’re aliens.
Superman: You know, I find that term racist.
When you’re getting frustrated over a case and your super best friend drops by…
Batman: *typing furiously on the Batcomputer*
Superman: … I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesn’t matter. I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It’s so annoying. Does it bug you?
Batman: You bug me.
Clark: You know what, I’ll be gone by the time you get home from your board meeting later. *gets out and slams the Batcave door*
Bruce: *mouthing* Thank you.
Clark: I heard that!
Damn his super hearing.
Batman: I’m Batman.
GL Simon: Oh.
Batman: I gather by that “oh” that John told you about me.
GL Simon: Oh, yeah, your, uh, name came up in a, uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
Justice League missions in Gotham City be like…
Green Lantern: Look at all this crap!
The Flash: Actually, I believe this place sullies the good name of crap.
Batman: I know I have occasionally theorized that a conspiracy was afoot –
Superman: Occasionally?
When you find out about Crime Alley…
Barry: I mean, there’s a reason why Bruce doesn’t just get up on the stage and have fun.
Hal: I just always assumed it was because he was genetically incapable of it.
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