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Justice League Dark planning for Batman’s 75th Anniversary…

Zatanna: You know, I think my contribution could be a magic show.

Jason/Etrigan: Oh, that’s perfect, Zatanna.

Zatanna: Thank you.

John: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something. *lights a cigarette* Bruce’s turning 75, not six.

Undercover billionaire vigilantes…

Oliver: *whispering* Bats, you got a plan?

Bruce: *fake-smiling and fake-waving for the cameras* I’m not walking around this party shaking hands with everybody for no reason.

Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.

Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *

Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.

Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.

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Bruce, you hypocrite.

When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…

Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*

Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.

Vibe [to Stargirl, about Hawkman]: *whispering* I wouldn’t stand that close to him if I were you. He’s kind of unpredictable. And murder-y.

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Just reminded me of that hilarious set of panels between Cisco and Katar in JLA #2 (2013).

“Batman v Superman” behind the scenes…

Wonder Woman [about him and Superman]: What is it with you two? You say you hate him, but the way you deal with him, it’s so clear. Even when you hate him, you still care about him.

Batman: I guess when you spend 78 years being someone’s friend, deciding to quit them is like losing a part of yourself… But sometimes the hate is just so powerful.

Visiting your best friend in Gotham City be like…

Clark: *watching GNN on the Batcomputer* Can’t you get the news without the drama?

Bruce: Can’t we get you without the flannel?

He can’t exactly afford Gucci on a reporter’s salary, Bruce.