Gossiping about Batman…
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
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Bruce: I may have rushed to judgment.
Hal: You have judgment on speed dial.
Batman: I may have rushed to judgment.
Green Lantern: You have judgment on speed dial.
Helping Batman set up his answering machine be like…
Clark: Brooding expressions don’t show up on tape, Bruce. Use your words.
Clark, what would he even do with… ?
Batman: I hate to pry…
Green Lantern: *hands over a plastic container* Said the man who keeps asking me for my urine samples.
Bruce, you liar. That is, like, 99.9% of what you do.
Superman: I just want to say that I’m honored you’re trusting me.
Batman: Oh, I’m not.
Did you mistake Bruce allowing you to know his secret identity, counting on you to save his life over and over, and leaving his three sons under your care during his battle with Bane for trust? Oh, Clark. You should know better.
When your super best friend could give Saran wrap a lesson…
Batman: *ignores vibrations coming from his pocket*
Wonder Woman: How many times a day does Clark text you?
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: Just… 40.
Martian Manhunter: *pulling Batman and Green Lantern apart* Guy, there is no need for violence. There never is. I would like to think that we are all intelligent, mature adults that can settle their differences, whenever they come to light, through words.
Green Lantern: Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking. Not this one, ‘cause obviously, I need it for wearing my ring and stuff. But this one, I let it speak for both of them.
But Batman’s good at using only one of his fists, too, ain’t he, Guy?
Sometimes your best friend just needs to hear it from you…
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*
Superman: *whooshes into the Batcave* Oh, Bruce, I feel so foolish.
Batman: *reading casefiles* No.
Superman: Yes. I’m foolish and I’m funny and I’m needy. Am I needy?
Batman: *shuts down the Batcomputer* No.
Superman: Are you sure I’m not needy? ‘Cause I feel needy sometimes.
Batman: No. *walks out of the Batcave*
Blue Beetle: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
Booster Gold: I’ve got a really good body, so… No.
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