Taking a trip down memory lane be like…
Barry: Hal didn’t trust Bruce.
Clark: And Bruce didn’t trust Hal.
J’onn: That’s why they had lunch together every single week…?
Diana: To express their mutual distrust.
Barry and Clark: Exactly.
Arthur: *shrugs* Meh.
Clark: Why don’t you sit down and relax?
Bruce: Have you met me?
Hal: So, what do you think I should do, Bats?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to him or her.
Hal: I thought that was what I was doing.
Trying to get approval from Batman for a mission be like…
Green Lantern: *walking away from Batman and towards the rest of the Justice League, who’re anxiously waiting*
Green Lantern: *shrugs* It was a cross between his angry face and his “stop talking” face, the second of which I’m more familiar with.
Maybe next time don’t send Hal to do the talking?
Superman: *reading a case file* Did you run this by Commissioner Gordon?
Batman: Hn. I tried, but Jim was as interested in my theory as I was in “Eat Pray Love”.
When your best friend can read through an entire textbook in two seconds flat…
Hal: *drops a bunch of books on Barry’s desk* I need you to upload these to your brain.
Barry: *examining a specimen under a microscope* One, I’m busy. And, two, I’m not a computer.
Hal: Actually, you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can teach me.
Barry: Why?
Hal: So I can impress a lady.
Barry: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.
Dinah: Did you just toss your change into the garbage bin?
Oliver: Nope.
Dinah: Liar! You absolutely did, Ollie.
Oliver: What? It was seven cents! I hate pennies.
Dinah: What? Do you hate nickels, too? Rich jerk!
When Clark met Bruce…
Superman: You look familiar. Have we met?
Batman: We’re not even meeting now.
Batman: *smoke bomb*
When an endangered Multiverse forces you to put your differences aside and team up…
Batman: We’re in this together, Jordan.
Green Lantern:
Green Lantern: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Batman: More.
When the Justice League reunite for a mission…
Green Lantern: Oh, I miss you, Bats! Like I miss an annual prostate exam.
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