Breaking into pairs for a Justice League mission be like…
Green Lantern [about Batman]: I’m very flattered. I was his second choice after “Pass”.
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Batman: I don’t remember asking for –
Superman: Bruce, please shut up and let me save your life.
Superheroes’ work-life balance be like…
Clark [to Diana]: You know what, if the parademons don’t come tonight, this will be our first okay date.
Batman: *typing away on the Watchtower’s mainframe computer while rest of the Justice League excitedly pack for their annual team building trip*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t even picture Bats on vacation. I bet he doesn’t even own shorts.
See, playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne goes on vacation all the time. Reclusive vigilante Batman? Not so much.
Batman: *walks into the Watchtower’s Hall of Justice*
Batman: *narrows his eyes* Hn.
Batman: *swiftly turns on the light*
Everyone: SURPRISE, BRUCE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *confetti explosions, colorful bat-shaped balloons, tooting horns*
Batman: *wide-eyed, open-mouthed and motionless*
Wonder Woman: *checks him for a pulse*
Superman: *whispers in his ear* I know it’s your specialty, but let’s try not to overthink this one, okay?
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Aww, you guys! Don’t scare him like that.
Clark: It’s hard not to feel continually judged by you.
Bruce: Not judged, observed. And you shouldn’t feel insulted. I can’t help it.
Batman: Good job out there, Rayner.
Green Lantern: That means a lot coming from you, Mr. Batman, sir.
Green Lantern: *conjures up a cellphone construct*
Green Lantern: So, maybe if you could say it again to my Snapchat for a keepsake, that’d be amazing.
Batman: *glaring*
Green Lantern: Or, you know, we can do it later. I’ll just remember the phrasing.
Batman: Good job out there, Rayner.
Green Lantern: That means a lot coming from you, Mr. Batman, sir.
Green Lantern: *conjures up a cellphone construct*
Green Lantern: So, maybe if you could say it again to my Snapchat for a keepsake, that’d be amazing.
Batman: *glaring*
Green Lantern: Or, you know, we can do it later. I’ll just remember the phrasing.
The Flash [to Green Lantern, about Batman]: Great. The one person who can really help us thinks you’re the biggest jackass in the Multiverse.
Because almost any excuse is plausible in the Multiverse…
At a Justice League meeting…
Batman: *glaring*
Green Lantern: What? I got held up.
Batman: What is it this time, Jordan? Traffic, gunpoint, giant squid?
Green Lantern: *shrugs* All of the above.
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