Hal [about Bruce]: Can you believe that guy?!

Barry: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.

Green Lantern [about Batman]: Can you believe that guy?!

The Flash: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.

Dining out with your best friend be like…

Bruce [to waiter]: I will have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.

Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.

Game Night At The Watch Tower

[Playing Scrabble]
Green Lantern: I will put my “A” down to make “A”
The Flash: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”
Superman: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Batman: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Green Lantern: [flips the board]

Batman: You don’t need a mom or dad because you have my number and you can call me anytime –

Superman: *drags Batman away from the black-haired, blue-eyed boy and apologetically takes back the calling card he’d handed to the 8-year-old*

“Batman v Superman”…

Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.

Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.

“Batman v Superman”…

Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.

Imagine:

Phoebe = Superman.

Joey, Chandler, Ross = Aquaman, Green Lantern, The Flash.

And, of course, “Monica” = Batman.

Superman. Always the noble one.

Mission briefing…

Nightwing: Alright. Any questions?

Supergirl: *raises a hand*

Nightwing: *sighs* Yes, Kara?

Supergirl: You need to know something. No, you deserve to know something.

Supergirl: I am objectifying you right now.

Trying to get Batman to gossip be like…

Green Lantern: Come on, Bats, you’re a computer! Scan your mainframe for some juicy memories.