Green Lantern: Actually, you know what, I’ve been thinking…
Batman: Stop that.
Nippin’ it at the bud.
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Cyborg: I’m not a machine!
Cyborg: … Okay, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
Cyborg: I’m not a machine!
Cyborg: … Okay, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
After finding out the Dark Knight’s true identity…
Superman: You always walk around angry, Batman. I should have known you had a secret.
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
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Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Superman: You know you’re in trouble when Batman thinks you’re in trouble.
Green Lantern: Hey, Bats, you got a second?
Batman: One Mississippi.
And when he’s in a good mood, he’ll give you a “hn” at the end. That’s, like, an extra 0.000001 s.
Justice League entrance interviews…
Black Canary: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?
Superman: Well, I’m a real people person.
Batman: Hn. I don’t answer stupid questions.
Wonder Woman: I speak Greek.
Green Lantern: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
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