Green Lantern: Am I supposed to hug you?
Batman: Don’t even think about it, or the next crime scene we investigate will be your own.
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Superman: Don’t tell me you’re a cynic, Bruce.
Batman: I’m from Gotham City. Goes with the territory.
Trying to figure out if Batman’s metahuman or not be like…
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought he’d be.
The Flash: What did you think he’d be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
Simon: *in civilian clothes, whistling while making tacos in the kitchen*
Batman: *perched on the window sill* Hello, Baz.
Simon: Jess and Hal are in the living room. One girlish scream from me and they go into Lantern mode.
Which is why you take your ring with you at all times. You never know when a creepy colleague will show up at your apartment unannounced.
Rescuing your best friend from the Phantom Zone be like…
Superman: *hugs Batman* You came for me, Bruce!
Batman: Hrrn.
Superman: … Or, should I say “Robot”?
Batman: Why? Because I’m not crying?
Superman: Bruce, maybe you don’t have enough RAM to understand this, but there is such thing as brotherly love.
A little nod to Clark calling Bruce his brother in canon recently. *winks*
The Flash [about Batman]: Did he look… betrayed to you?
Green Lantern: He kind of always looks that way.
Batman: Alfred, I’m going to need a pair of pants brought to the landing site.
Alfred [on the Comm Link]: I shall have pants waiting for you, Master Bruce.
Green Lantern: He’s kidding, right?
Superman: No, he’s not.
Because, contrary to popular belief, Batman does not work alone. (Who am I kidding? Everybody knows that.)
Plus, he’s got a charity gala to attend after beating up a bunch of aliens, so…
Batman: Well, done, Wallace.
The Flash: Sir, since I pulled that off, can I please wear shorts to work?
Batman: I’ve already said no.
At the Justice League Awards…
Superman: … And the “Young Justice Mentor of the Year” is… *opens envelope*
Wonder Woman: Batman!
Crowd: *mixture of boos and cheers*
Batman: *goes to the podium*
Batman: Hn. This is not my fault. I tried to be a jerk.
When you fall asleep during a mission briefing at the Watchtower and need to catch up…
Kid Flash: *nudges Kyle*
Green Lantern: *nudges Wally*
Batman: *working on a case at the mainframe computer*
Kid Flash: *clears throat*
Green Lantern: Can I ask a follow-up question, Mr. Batman, Sir?
Batman: You’re about to leave through that window.
Green Lantern: I rescind my follow-up question.
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