Green Lantern: Hey, Bats!
Batman: *muttering* Gardner. There you are.
Green Lantern: Huh?
Batman: *grumbling* I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine. And there you are.
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Getting caught in an argument between Barman and Superman at the Watchtower…
Green Lantern: So, who’d you side with?
The Flash: Neither. I just pretended we were telepathically paged by J’onn. And then when they said they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and zoomed away.
Green Lantern: Smooth.
Batman: *studying Kryptonian morphology* Hn. It’s no wonder none of the tests worked. You’re not shapeshifters. You’re aliens.
Superman: You know, I find that term racist.
When you see Batman at the middle of the dancefloor during the annual Justice League 80’s Tribute Dance Party…
Hal: *shouting over the noise* I must say, Bruce, it’s amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Bruce: That isn’t a word.
Hal: Oooh, back on the saddle he climbs.
Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: Nobody form any opinions while I’m gone.
Green Lantern: *rolls his eyes* Well, hurry. We have no minds of our own.
Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
Attending a charity gala your best friend invited you to be like…
Clark [to Bruce]: You look fine, Bruce. You just look… angry. All the time.
Ah. So, just normal.
Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Dinah: Did you just toss your change into the garbage bin?
Oliver: Nope.
Dinah: Liar! You absolutely did, Ollie.
Oliver: What? It was seven cents! I hate pennies.
Dinah: What? Do you hate nickels, too? Rich jerk!
Discussing parenting styles…
Diana: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love Cass, you want to protect her. It’s actually really sweet.
Bruce: But you don’t approve of my tactics.
Diana: I’m in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. Great Hera help that child.
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