Batman: *taps The Flash on the shoulder*
Batman: Selina and I are together. That makes this the perfect timeline.
He’s just putting it out there, Barry, just in case you plan on time traveling any time soon.
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Fighting with your best friend be like…
Superman [to Wonder Woman]: This awkward silence has been going on for days! Granted, Bruce looks amazing when he broods, but this has got to stop!
Green Lantern: Wow, you’re like a robot.
Batman: That’s the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile. So, I guess it must be true.
In which a slack-jawed Hal became speechless and dropped his beer construct. (To this day, he isn’t sure if their conversation was real.)
When Green Lantern asks why it’s taking the League too long to solve a case…
Batman: Jordan, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
Batman: What did I say about barging into my cave?
Superman: That it was impulsive and intrusive?
Batman: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was, “Don’t”.
Batman: Jordan, you’re supposed to make this team look respectable.
Green Lantern: *saluting* Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants!
Batman: Jordan, you’re supposed to make this team look respectable.
Green Lantern: *saluting* Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants!
The Flash: Is that Mr. O’Brien?
Green Lantern: That’s the buffet table, dude.
The Flash: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?
Either Wally’s just trying to grab a quick bite or that really is Plas.
Batman: I don’t pull rank, Lantern. I have rank.
Because it’s canon that Batman keeps journals (and that he’s deeply in love)…
Clark: The part where you and Selina met. It’s right out of a twisted, vigilante rom-com.
Bruce: Yes. I believe they call it a “meet cute”.
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