The Justice League versus…
Braniac: I would prefer to only speak with Batman. Communicating with someone of lesser intellect is difficult for me.
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When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
In which Bruce forgot that his Comm Link was still on, earning him a collective groan from said kids.
I’d expect this from Bruce out of the suit not in the suit
He’s that petty at this point. Superman might’ve made an innocent comment during patrol and it rubs Bats the wrong way.
When you’re secretly feeling insecure because your kids seem to prefer being with their Kryptonian uncle over you…
Batman: *all up in Superman’s space* Because I’m a cool dad, Clark.
Batman: That’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my Grodd. WTF: why the face.
A toast…
Hal [to Clark, Diana, Barry, Victor, and Arthur]: I know this seems impossible, but this is for all those times Bruce told you he was right and you knew he was wrong.
Batman: Don’t take this the wrong way, Jordan, but I have almost no faith in you.
Yup, don’t take it any other way, especially not in a Bats-is-trying-to-soften-the-blow kind of way. Just take it as it is.
Superman: Look, we’re not here to play Good Cop/Batman.
Batman: Hrrn. *cracks knuckles*
Criminal: *gulps*
When you wake up on a gurney and find out what happened to you just hours before…
Batman: Hn. The pain must’ve been that bad if I accepted Jordan’s help.
When refugee superheroes need a place to stay and Batman (under Alfred’s insistence, naturally) reluctantly invites them over to the Manor…
Green Lantern: *looks around to find practically every bedroom or remotely sleepable surface occupied*
Green Lantern: I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.
Batman: It’s called the “ground” when it’s outside.
Don’t be mean, Bats.
Also, don’t you make these green things called constructs, Hal?
Green Lantern: I feel like you’re embarrassed by me.
Batman: That is accurate.
Barry: … So, I went to Big Belly Burger and got a Number Two: Triple Bacon Explosion Deluxe with two orders of hash brown, two orders of chili cheese fries, and two poached eggs.
Hal: Ugh. “Number Two” is right.
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