Batman: I have to go…
Green Lantern: *blinks*
Batman: … do scientific things to catch a serial killer.
Well, Hal’s no Barry, Bruce.
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Superman [to Wonder Woman]: Bruce would rather work with a computer than with me.
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer* But for a lunch companion, I certainly prefer you.
Sike! Batman doesn’t have lunch.
Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*
Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.
Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.
Green Lantern: I find it’s best not to be overly confident.
Batman: I was not aware you knew any other way to be.
Superman: It’s our job to make the world a better place for our children. Don’t you think that’s possible?
Batman: I envy your optimism.
Kidding. I mean, isn’t it partly why Bruce does what he does? He just does things very differently from Clark.
Green Lantern [to Batman]: We’re all a little crazy… *shrugs*
Green Lantern: And your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way.
Well, we’ve all had our moments, Parall – I mean, Hal.
The Flash: What should I say to Batman?
Green Lantern: Oh, I don’t know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.
Just reminded me of something Barry said in “The Flash #21” (2017).
Green Lantern: Well, I feel inadequate…
Batman: You work with me, Jordan. I would have thought you’d be used to that by now.
Superman [to Batman]: Bruce, you are the bravest, most selfless man I have ever met. And as much as I hate seeing you here in pain and suffering, I also know this is who you genuinely are.
Batman: *badly bruised, pinned to the ground, and trying to push Solomon Grundy off himself*
Batman: Superman.
Superman: *floating in air*
Batman: What are you doing here?
Superman: *grabs the zombie by the collar, lifts him up until he’s five feet off the ground and glares at him with glowing red eyes*
Superman: Isn’t it obvious? I’m your posse.
True love.
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