Superman: Bruce, you are the only person in the Watchtower allowed to be raggedly honest because I know I can’t stop you.

Reporter: Are you ready to represent the human race?

Superman: Always.

my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
grumpy old kid – because Damian
hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams

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incorrect flash family quotes

incorrect justice league quotes

incorrect rhato quotes

incorrect super sons quotes

On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…

Batman: This is Batman.

Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!

Wonder Woman: *viewing footage of Red Hood at the Watchtower* The dead son showed up. Alive.

Superman: Bruce made a mistake?

Wonder Woman: I know. It’s even starting to sound strange to me.

You know that end scene in “Justice League” (2017)?

Bruce: Can I start buying you things now?

Clark: No, you can’t. But, hey, I’ll tell you what. You can buy Lois stuff.

Bruce: I know you’d like a new tractor.

Clark: Lois would love a new tractor.

Uh huh, Clark.

Also, Bruce buying him things? Canon. And by “things”, I mean real estate property and stuff. And by “canon”, I mean canon, folks.

Hal: So the guy goes whacky?

Bruce: Hn. I was going to use more technical terms.

Hal: That’s why I interrupted you.

GL Simon: *sees Batman across the room*

GL Simon: Is he looking at me like an angry school teacher?

GL Hal: Yeah. Yeah, he does that a lot.

Batman: I always enjoy learning something.

Superman: Well, how about learning how to have fun, Bruce?

Meanwhile, Bruce’s Brain: “Cannot compute! Cannot compute!”

Batman: *glaring*

Booster Gold:

Blue Beetle:

Booster Gold: *nudges Ted*

Blue Beetle: What? I’m not about to argue with a man who can solve a murder case using only a tooth and a magnifying glass.