When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
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Superman: Think of hanging out with Hal as an opportunity to step outside your comfort zone. Try something new.
Batman: Hn. If I wanted that I’d go do Zumba.
Hal: So, Bats, what do you think I should do?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to them.
Hal: I thought that’s what I was doing.
Peacemaking in the team be like…
The Flash: Just talk to Batman, human being to human being.
Green Lantern: I would, I’m just not sure he is a human being.
Visiting the Titans Tower be like…
Green Lantern: Which one of you is Dick Grayson?
Robin: Oh, that’s me.
Green Lantern: Wait a second… Is your father Batman?
Robin: *proudly* Yup.
Green Lantern: You poor kid.
Visiting Kent Farm be like…
Bruce: *watches as Lois serves Clark coffee and massages his shoulders without him having to ask her*
Bruce: *mutters to himself* That was so cool.
Selina: “Cool”?
Bruce: *clears his throat* By “cool” I mean wrong and stupid.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Texting about an upcoming Justice League meeting…
Bruce: No sig oths.
Clark: Just say “significant others”.
Bruce: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.
Bruce: I just never think of money as an issue.
Clark: That’s ‘cause you have it.
Bruce: That’s a good point.
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