Gossiping about Batman…
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
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When asked what Batman’s superpower was…
Superman: Impossible is what Batman specializes in.
Booster Gold [to the rest of the Justice League International]: Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?
Bruce playing up his “playboy billionaire” image with Clark’s help…
* Bruce is spotted entering a limousine in Metropolis City *
Clark [as a reporter]: Mr. Wayne! Mr. Wayne, why are you wearing a tuxedo? Headed somewhere?
Bruce: It’s after six. What am I? A farmer? *winks*
Clark:
Hal: *pats Barry on the shoulder* I’ll buy the next round. I just have to go home and get my wallet.
Barry: *hands cash to the bartender* You’ve been saying the same thing for ten years.
At a Justice League post-mission celebration…
Hal: *raises a glass for a toast* To the empowerage of words.
Bruce: To the irony of that sentence.
Texting about an upcoming Justice League meeting…
Bruce: No sig oths.
Clark: Just say “significant others”.
Bruce: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.
When your super best friend could give Saran wrap a lesson…
Batman: *ignores vibrations coming from his pocket*
Wonder Woman: How many times a day does Clark text you?
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: Just… 40.
Visiting the Titans Tower be like…
Green Lantern: Which one of you is Dick Grayson?
Robin: Oh, that’s me.
Green Lantern: Wait a second… Is your father Batman?
Robin: *proudly* Yup.
Green Lantern: You poor kid.
Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language
Barry: Gracias, Señor.
Hal: You’re welcomo.
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