Green Lantern: *disgustedly*You expect us to work even though you just fired our friend?
Batman: *still typing on the mainframe computer* Thank you, yes.
Batman: *walks into the Hall of Justice*
Green Lantern (Kyle) to The Flash (Wally): I am equal parts scared and fascinated.
At the annual Justice League beach trip…
Hal: *picks up a phone with a broken screen, dusts the sand off it and unlocks it to reveal a blurry picture of Bruce in beach shorts swiping at the camera*
Hal [to Barry]: *making a poor attempt to stifle his giggling* Camera adds ten pounds to his temper –
Bruce: *standing right behind Hal* Wanna make it twenty?
Why you should try not to take anything Batman says too personally…
Batman: I can’t afford any more delays, Clark, and you’re one of those superpowered beings who cause delays. Sometimes it’s a good thing. There’s a whole group of heroes. They’re “delay heroes”.
Superman: *quivering lip* You mean… You mean you don’t like me?
Batman: No, of course I like you. It’s because I like you that I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion, Clark!
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