Superman: *clears his throat*
Batman:
Superman: *gets out of the Batmobile*
Batman:
Superman: *awkwardly pats the roof* Well. That was a long, silent car ride. Now I know how Dick feels.
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When Batman meets Supergirl…
Batman: Your country cousin may trust you, but I sure don’t.
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Reminded me of “Superman/Batman: Apocalypse” (2010).
When you catch your wife reporting the news back on earth via the Watchtower satellite feed…
The Flash: Linda’s so hot.
Batman: Yes. She’s in Afghanistan. The temperature is frequently over a hundred degrees.
Batman/Superman: Teenage AU…
Superteen: Before I save the world, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
Bat-teen: So, what, I have to be your slave or something?
Superteen: No. You have to be my friend, Bruce.
Bat-teen: Ugh. That’s so much worse.
Batman: *enters the room*
Green Lantern (Jessica): … Did you just pee your space-pants?
Green Lantern (Simon): Just a dab.
At the Annual Justice League Halloween Party…
Clark: I’m a prince!
Diana: I’m a mermaid!
Bruce: I’m Batman.
Superman: Think of hanging out with Hal as an opportunity to step outside your comfort zone. Try something new.
Batman: Hn. If I wanted that I’d go do Zumba.
Batman: *walks into the Watchtower’s Hall of Justice*
Batman: *narrows his eyes* Hn.
Batman: *swiftly turns on the light*
Everyone: SURPRISE, BRUCE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *confetti explosions, colorful bat-shaped balloons, tooting horns*
Batman: *wide-eyed, open-mouthed and motionless*
Wonder Woman: *checks him for a pulse*
Superman: *whispers in his ear* I know it’s your specialty, but let’s try not to overthink this one, okay?
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Aww, you guys! Don’t scare him like that.
Introducing the League to the members of the White House via online video conference at the Hall of Justice be like…
Superman: *grinning proudly* Mr. President, this is Batman. We’re teammates.
Batman: *muttering* Temporarily.
Wonder Woman: *passing by* Oh, I don’t think it’s temporary. You two were made for each other.
Batman: *sniffing a green substance on a swab stick* Hn. I found fresh parademon feces on the tread of the victim’s shoe.
Superman: I trust you’re telling me this for a reason other than to make me say “yuck”.
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