“Injustice 2: A Summary”…
Superman: May the best man win.
Batman: I plan to.
Superman to Batman/Batman to Superman: One other sad thing, you’re still the best friend I’ve ever had.
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Batman: My life expectancy is at 90 years. My life is more than a third over.
Wonder Woman: Want to trade?
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Get out of here with your facts, Bruce. You could outlive a character from the Fifth Dimension.
“Injustice 2: A Summary”…
Superman: May the best man win.
Batman: I plan to.
Batman: *trips over the Lasso of Truth*
Batman: I suppose I like hanging around you guys. I don’t know why.
Superman: Thank you?
Wonder Woman: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
Batman: I just have to calm down and figure this out.
Superman: …
Superman: On your own? While you’re bleeding to death?
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He’s a big boy, Clark.
Superman: Bruce, I hope this isn’t too personal but… is that a human heartbeat I’m hearing or are you just happy to see me?
Batman: *working on a case by himself in the Hall of Justice*
Superman and Wonder Woman: *watching him*
Superman: *whispering* The good news is, he’s the best at what he does.
Wonder Woman: *whispering back* The bad news is, he knows it.
The Flash: Hal, Batman’s been looking for you all morning.
Green Lantern: What does he want?
The Flash: I don’t know, but he’s dressed strangely.
Green Lantern: Really? How can you tell?
Imagine: Tim Drake, pissed off that Batman left him to “babysit”, interrogating Billy Batson (before knowing about his super alter ego).
Superman [to Batman]: I don’t even care if this is reciprocal or not, but I consider you my best friend.
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