When you’re painfully aware that your best friend is only human…
Superman: *hovering* Why you?
Batman: *perched on a gargoyle, looking through a telescopic sight* Why me what?
Superman: Why do you have to hunt all these dangerous criminals in Gotham? Why not let someone else do it?
Batman: I can’t find anybody else that crazy.
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Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
Batman: *studying Kryptonian morphology* Hn. It’s no wonder none of the tests worked. You’re not shapeshifters. You’re aliens.
Superman: You know, I find that term racist.
Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
When Clark met Bruce…
Superman: You look familiar. Have we met?
Batman: We’re not even meeting now.
Batman: *smoke bomb*
That awkward moment when you bring your best friend to meet other superheroes and they’re not exactly digging his vibe…
Batman: *walking away mid-conversation*
Superman: *sheepishly scratching the back of his neck as the others stare at him with raised eyebrows*
Superman: Uh… He’s uncouth but effective?
Green Lantern: *coming to Batman’s defense* Did you hear the gravel in that voice? He’s our guy!
That awkward moment when you bring your best friend to meet other superheroes and they’re not exactly digging his vibe…
Batman: *walking away mid-conversation*
Superman: *sheepishly scratching the back of his neck as the others stare at him with raised eyebrows*
Superman: Uh… He’s uncouth but effective?
Superman: *wrestling with Metallo* AarRgghhh!
Wonder Woman: *fending off Cheetah* AaahhhHhh!
Superman: Dia.. na… Right now we need an advantage –
Wonder Woman: *about to call Green Lantern, who just defeated a Yellow Lantern, from a few feet away*
Superman: – and that advantage is Bruce.
Bonus:
Batman: *landing the Batjet next to them 0.0000001 s after hearing that* Hn.
Martha: *clutching a picture frame close to her chest* Bruce, I have a lovely picture of you and Clark for you.
Bruce: No, thanks, Mrs. Kent. I know what we both look like.
Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
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