Green Lantern: We shouldn’t be doing this without back-up.
Batman: You are the back-up.
Green Lantern: I am the back-up. I hate you so much.
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Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*
Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?
Batman: You know why.
Superman: Tell me.
Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.
On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…
Batman: This is Batman.
Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!
Superman: Bruce, I hope this isn’t too personal but… is that a human heartbeat I’m hearing or are you just happy to see me?
Batman: I don’t remember asking for –
Superman: Bruce, please shut up and let me save your life.
When you fall asleep during a mission briefing at the Watchtower and need to catch up…
Kid Flash: *nudges Kyle*
Green Lantern: *nudges Wally back*
Batman: *working on a case at the mainframe computer*
Kid Flash: *clears throat*
Green Lantern: Can I ask a follow-up question, Mr. Batman, Sir?
Batman: You’re about to leave through that window.
Green Lantern: I rescind my follow-up question.
The Flash: Hal, Batman’s been looking for you all morning.
Green Lantern: What does he want?
The Flash: I don’t know, but he’s dressed strangely.
Green Lantern: Really? How can you tell?
Batman: I’m looking for John Constantine. Can you tell me where to find him?
Doctor Fate: What do I look like? An information desk?
Batman: Excuse me?
Doctor Fate: *rolls his eyes inside his helmet and conjures up a portal* Yes, fine, you’re excused. Oh, and don’t forget to fill in our customer comment card on your way out.
Green Lantern (Simon): *wiping sweat off his forehead as he watches Bruce walking away* Yep, Batman scares me.
Green Lantern (Hal): Well, that happens when you bottle up your feelings like that. You wake up one day and you’re a seething mass of pain.
When asked what Batman’s superpower was…
Superman: Impossible is what Batman specializes in.
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