Batman: *grabs Green Lantern by the lapels*
Batman: *grits teeth*
Batman: What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.
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Batman changing clothes in the Watchtower be like…
Bruce [to Diana]: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
Green Lantern [about Batman]: Can you believe that guy?!
The Flash: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.
Batman: Jordan’s the worst person I’ve ever met.
Batman: I want to travel the Multiverse with him.
Batman/Superman: Teenage AU…
Superteen: Before I save the world, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
Bat-teen: So, what, I have to be your slave or something?
Superteen: No. You have to be my friend, Bruce.
Bat-teen: Ugh. That’s so much worse.
Batman: *enters the room*
Green Lantern (Jessica): … Did you just pee your space-pants?
Green Lantern (Simon): Just a dab.
Green Lantern: I feel like you’re embarrassed by me.
Batman: That is accurate.
Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Bruce, you hypocrite.
Simon: *in civilian clothes, whistling while making tacos in the kitchen*
Batman: *perched on the window sill* Hello, Baz.
Simon: Jess and Hal are in the living room. One girlish scream from me and they go into Lantern mode.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Which is why you take your ring with you at all times. You never know when a creepy colleague will show up at your apartment unannounced.
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