Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
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Bruce, you hypocrite.
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Breaking into pairs for a Justice League mission be like…
Green Lantern [about Batman]: I’m very flattered. I was his second choice after “Pass”.
@im-batmeme Superman and Wonder Woman chose each other, huh?
They were respectfully leaving Bruce alone. Until J’onn insisted that no one was exempted from pairing up.
Theories are welcome. 😎 Anyone? @batzmaru65
Batman:
Martian Manhunter:
Batman: *narrows his eyes*
Martian Manhunter: *raises his imaginary eyebrows*
Batman: *glares*
Martian Manhunter: *shakes his head*
Batman: *keeps glaring*
Martian Manhunter: *rubs his temples in frustration*
Superman: So, uh, what have you guys been talking abou–
Martian Manhunter: *throws his arms up in frustration* Fine, Bruce! If it’s the only way you’ll go on this mission!
Batman:
Batman: *smirks*
Batman [to his Comm Link]: Nightwing, go get Alfred.
Bonus:
Alfred: *stuffing secret pockets in his waistcoat with weapons* Master Bruce, you ridiculous man.
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He can’t spit fire, but he can probably out-rhyme Etrigan. Plus, he’s put Superman in his place at least once. And if Bruce’s ego listens to anyone, it’s him. All the Robins know this. So J’onn just has to concede.
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Breaking into pairs for a Justice League mission be like…
Green Lantern [about Batman]: I’m very flattered. I was his second choice after “Pass”.
@im-batmeme Superman and Wonder Woman chose each other, huh?
They were respectfully leaving Bruce alone. Until J’onn insisted that no one was exempted from pairing up.
Theories are welcome. 😎 Anyone? @batzmaru65
Breaking into pairs for a Justice League mission be like…
Green Lantern [about Batman]: I’m very flattered. I was his second choice after “Pass”.
@im-batmeme Superman and Wonder Woman chose each other, huh?
They were respectfully leaving Bruce alone. Until J’onn insisted that no one was exempted from pairing up.
Breaking into pairs for a Justice League mission be like…
Green Lantern [about Batman]: I’m very flattered. I was his second choice after “Pass”.
Trying to figure out if Batman’s metahuman or not be like…
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought he’d be.
The Flash: What did you think he’d be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
You know that end scene in “Justice League” (2017)?
Bruce: Can I start buying you things now?
Clark: No, you can’t. But, hey, I’ll tell you what. You can buy Lois stuff.
Bruce: I know you’d like a new tractor.
Clark: Lois would love a new tractor.
Uh huh, Clark.
Also, Bruce buying him things? Canon. And by “things”, I mean real estate property and stuff. And by “canon”, I mean canon, folks.
Sometimes your best friend just needs to hear it from you…
Batman: *typing on the Batcomputer*
Superman: *whooshes into the Batcave* Oh, Bruce, I feel so foolish.
Batman: *reading casefiles* No.
Superman: Yes. I’m foolish and I’m funny and I’m needy. Am I needy?
Batman: *shuts down the Batcomputer* No.
Superman: Are you sure I’m not needy? ‘Cause I feel needy sometimes.
Batman: No. *walks out of the Batcave*
Dining out with your best friend be like…
Bruce [to waiter]: I will have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.
Clark: And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.
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