Inviting your best friend to your hometown be like…
Clark: *driving to Smallville* Bruce, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Bruce: *on the passenger’s seat* Why do you think that?
Clark: Because you sent me an e-mail three days ago that said, “Clark, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend”.
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You know you’re the newbie when…
Green Lantern (Simon): Who’s the big, scary guy?
Green Lantern (Hal): *shakes his head* His name’s Batman. You should know that by now.
Batman: I’m looking for John Constantine. Can you tell me where to find him?
Doctor Fate: What do I look like? An information desk?
Batman: Excuse me?
Doctor Fate: *rolls his eyes inside his helmet and conjures up a portal* Yes, fine, you’re excused. Oh, and don’t forget to fill in our customer comment card on your way out.
Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
When your cheerful, optimistic super best alien friend just wants to make the most of his time with you…
Batman: Clark, I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
When you’re so ready for that lunch break after hours of discussing one case, but…
Batman: Hn. It doesn’t make any sense.
Green Lantern: What now, Batsy? Hasn’t your beautiful mind gotten you in enough trouble today?
Batman: I don’t understand why people run.
The Flash: Well, it’s therapeutic. It has great cardiovascular benefits. What’s more, it gets the old endorphins pumping. I tell you, running gives me a great high.
Batman: I was referring to the driver running from the scene of the crime, Flash.
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” be like…
Superman: Bruce, I am not arguing with you.
Batman: You are arguing now.
Superman: No, I’m not!
Batman: Yes, you are.
Superman: This is not an argument.
Batman: Yes, it is.
Superman: No, it’s not!
Batman: It is.
Batman: “Bad cop”?
Superman: You’ve been playing “good cop” all this time?
Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
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