When your bestfriend accuses you of unnecessarily intimidating someone…
Superman: You say I have a face.
Batman: *scoffs*
Superman: You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody.”
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Why he sometimes regrets inviting colleagues to his kids’ recitals…
Bruce: *weeping with pride as Cass dances on stage* My daughter, my daughter…
Oliver: Come on, Bruce, she’s not that bad.
When you fall asleep during a mission briefing at the Watchtower and need to catch up…
Kid Flash: *nudges Kyle*
Green Lantern: *nudges Wally back*
Batman: *working on a case at the mainframe computer*
Kid Flash: *clears throat*
Green Lantern: Can I ask a follow-up question, Mr. Batman, Sir?
Batman: You’re about to leave through that window.
Green Lantern: I rescind my follow-up question.
When you disobey a direct order from Batman…
Batman:
*stands up slowly from his chair and glares at Simon*
Hrrrn. Are you trying to get formidable on me, Lantern?
Green Lantern: I-It worked on H-Hal –
Batman: Infomercials work on Jordan.
Wonder Woman: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Batman: *holding a kryptonite-lined batarang to Clark’s kiss curl and gasping for air* We’re not fighting.
Superman: *lifting Bruce by the throat and tilting his own head backwards* This isn’t fighting.
Teaming up for (yet another) case be like…
The Flash: *proudly dangling a piece of evidence he’d just found* You wanted a smoking gun? Chew on this!
Batman:
The Flash: *sheepishly rubbing his neck* Not that one chews on a gun. Kind of mixing metaphors there.
Superman: *looking around the Batcave, amused* You know what your problem is? You’re a hoarder.
Batman: Yeah, a hoarder of truth.
The Justice League versus…
Braniac: I would prefer to only speak with Batman. Communicating with someone of lesser intellect is difficult for me.
On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…
Batman: This is Batman.
Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!
Lois: *lying in bed, drawing circles on Clark’s bare chest using her finger*
Phone: *vibrates*
Clark: Ah, it’s Bruce.
Lois: Don’t get it.
Clark: It could be work.
Lois: That’s why I said don’t get it.
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