Batman: I could be wrong.
Superman: Have you ever said that and actually meant it?
Batman: No.
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Hal: What was I like in the other timeline?
Barry: You were a perfect gentleman.
Hal: Well, that’s boring.
Batman: I just have to calm down and figure this out.
Superman: …
Superman: On your own? While you’re bleeding to death?
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He’s a big boy, Clark.
Batman: *trips over the Lasso of Truth*
Batman: I suppose I like hanging around you guys. I don’t know why.
Superman: Thank you?
Wonder Woman: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
“Injustice 2: A Summary”…
Superman: May the best man win.
Batman: I plan to.
Batman: My life expectancy is at 90 years. My life is more than a third over.
Wonder Woman: Want to trade?
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Get out of here with your facts, Bruce. You could outlive a character from the Fifth Dimension.
Imagine: The Justice League at a United Nations conference after a mission goes kersplat and kaboom…
Superman: I’m sorry.
Wonder Woman: Me, too.
The Flash: Me, three.
Batman: I have no need to apologize.
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But of course. Because as far as Batman’s concerned, all of it was meticulously planned and expected. Just wait and see.
Green Lanten: It’s a mess. You must feel horrible! You’ve lost everything. Your parents, your sons, your city…
Batman: *gritting teeth* Thank you for summing that up, Jordan.
Superman: *clears his throat awkwardly* Because I value our relationship, Bruce, I need to be frank with you: We are in a fight.
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We know where Jon gets it from.
When your super-powered colleagues beg you to teach them your “edgy” ways…
Green Lantern: How’s that field training with Barry going?
Batman: Let me put it this way, Jordan: he makes you look like a natural-born vigilante.
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