Plastic Man: Why won’t any women talk to me?
Big Barda: Because you’re slimy and you turn everything into a double entendre.
Plastic Man: I do not.
* Big Barda leaves. Plastic Man stares at Flash. *
Flash: *sighs* Go ahead.
Plastic Man: I’d like to double her entendre.
Wally: A real man doesn’t run from a challenge. I mean, do they run from the bulls in Pamplona?
Bruce: Yes. That’s the whole point of it.
Wally: Seriously? That seems lame.
Bruce [to Wally and Kyle]: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Kyle: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
Kyle: This gambit was designed to fail. It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you’ve got to sacrifice your king.
Wally: That’s exactly how you lose at chess. Have you ever played the game?
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