Batman [to The Flash (Wally) and Green Lantern (Kyle)]: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Green Lantern: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
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Speculating about Batman’s powers while on Watchtower monitor duty..
Green Lantern: *sketching on a tablet he conjured up* Hey, Wal? What if he can smell crime?
The Flash: *speed-typing a report for Batman* … What if he smells crime, Kyle?
Green Lantern: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! What if he can smell crime before it even happens?
The Flash: Dude, that’s amazing… Smells crime before it even happens. Yes, dude!
Green Lantern: WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE? Write that down, I like that.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Batman: *in a space ship somewhere in the Solar System, listening in via the comms* Hnn.
Speculating about Batman’s powers while on Watchtower monitor duty..
Green Lantern: *sketching on a tablet he conjured up* Hey, Wal? What if he can smell crime?
The Flash: *speed-typing a report for Batman* … What if he smells crime, Kyle?
Green Lantern: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! What if he can smell crime before it even happens?
The Flash: Dude, that’s amazing… Smells crime before it even happens. Yes, dude!
Green Lantern: WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE? Write that down, I like that.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Batman: *in a space ship somewhere in the Solar System, listening in via the comms* Hnn.
On becoming a member of the Justice League of America…
Kyle [to Connor]: It wasn’t brains that got me here, I can assure you of that.
Lobo’s response to Batman’s “lectures”…
Lobo: “The Main Man abides.”
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Can’t always tell if it’s sarcastic or not, though.
Mentoring the Justice League of America…
Batman: By protecting others, you save yourselves.
On becoming a member of the Justice League of America…
Kyle [to Connor]: This life’s hard, man. But it’s harder if you’re stupid.
On becoming a member of the Justice League of America…
Kyle [to Connor]: This life’s hard, man. But it’s harder if you’re stupid.
When Plastic Man tried out for the JLA…
J’onn: I’m a little confused. Are you telling me this photo of Batman is your resumé?
Patrick: Well, when I showed up this morning, I didn’t have a formal resumé on me, so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Batman could represent the standard of excellence I’m hoping to bring to this position.
Speculating about Batman’s powers while on Watchtower monitor duty..
Kyle: What if he can smell crime?
Wally: … What if he smells crime?
Kyle: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! What if he can smell crime before it even happens?
Wally: Dude, that’s amazing! Smells crime before it even happens! Yes, dude!
Kyle: WHAT IF HIS ENTIRE HEAD IS JUST ONE BIG NOSE? Write that down, I like that.
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